educational

I've decided to impart some wisdom that I have learned over the past year:

1. Alaska is NOT an island...if someone says they are gonna drive to Alaska, don't laugh; they're serious.
2. Lakes disappear over time and the vegetation takes over and you get a prairie.
3."Drinken" is not the past tense of "drink" (this one is still debatable).
4. If a person or animal has worms, they actually look like WORMS!

Number 4 brings me to a story. This is not for those with a weak stomach, but then again, i have a weak stomach and lived through this so bear with me.

Last weekend I was visiting my bestie whose name i won't mention but you know who i'm talking about. She had bought a cute little puppy but as we began to play with him we realized he had flees and then she told me he also had worms. Now whenever i have heard it said that someone (thing) has worms i picture little microscopic specs that just kinda barely move.

This little puppy was definitely not feeling well as it got close to bed time and he was not going to sleep in his cage alone. I have no idea how to take care of dogs and the bff wasnt around, so my boyfriend told me to make a bed on the floor next to my bed for the dog. This was a great idea and the puppy fell asleep right away. I however could not sleep because of the frightening noises his stomach was making! I was pretty grossed out because a little while earlier I found out that "having worms" actually meant they look like worms. The way it was described to me was "angel hair pasta." Anyways, the little guy finally wakes up and keeps coming on the bed by me and trying to snuggle right next to my face. I wasnt having that, so I walked him into the living room and right then and there he started puking angel hair pasta...alive and moving angel hair pasta! I have never experienced anything like it and I basically ran out of the house at 3:30 in the morning and didnt go back.

I've been trying to cope with what I saw and i realize i am mad at the worms and the dog. I have to try to understand that the worms didn't know what they were doing and neither did the dog.

They werent trying to hurt the dog, they're just worms, and thats what they do.