kArAtE chopped my hair off

OOOkay so after all these years i did it. I joined the girls who do nothing but wake up and tossle their hair and leave the house. Oh wait, I always used to do that when it was long and flowing...oh well, either way i guess i don't really shower that much :)

So I want to let you in on a secret...sometimes when i'm sitting here at work and i'm typing something and the secretaries on either side of me are typing as well, i pretend that it's a race and we're all trying to type faster than the other one, haha! If that were true, i think i would always lose. But at least i'm having fun in my make believe nascar typing!

educational

I've decided to impart some wisdom that I have learned over the past year:

1. Alaska is NOT an island...if someone says they are gonna drive to Alaska, don't laugh; they're serious.
2. Lakes disappear over time and the vegetation takes over and you get a prairie.
3."Drinken" is not the past tense of "drink" (this one is still debatable).
4. If a person or animal has worms, they actually look like WORMS!

Number 4 brings me to a story. This is not for those with a weak stomach, but then again, i have a weak stomach and lived through this so bear with me.

Last weekend I was visiting my bestie whose name i won't mention but you know who i'm talking about. She had bought a cute little puppy but as we began to play with him we realized he had flees and then she told me he also had worms. Now whenever i have heard it said that someone (thing) has worms i picture little microscopic specs that just kinda barely move.

This little puppy was definitely not feeling well as it got close to bed time and he was not going to sleep in his cage alone. I have no idea how to take care of dogs and the bff wasnt around, so my boyfriend told me to make a bed on the floor next to my bed for the dog. This was a great idea and the puppy fell asleep right away. I however could not sleep because of the frightening noises his stomach was making! I was pretty grossed out because a little while earlier I found out that "having worms" actually meant they look like worms. The way it was described to me was "angel hair pasta." Anyways, the little guy finally wakes up and keeps coming on the bed by me and trying to snuggle right next to my face. I wasnt having that, so I walked him into the living room and right then and there he started puking angel hair pasta...alive and moving angel hair pasta! I have never experienced anything like it and I basically ran out of the house at 3:30 in the morning and didnt go back.

I've been trying to cope with what I saw and i realize i am mad at the worms and the dog. I have to try to understand that the worms didn't know what they were doing and neither did the dog.

They werent trying to hurt the dog, they're just worms, and thats what they do.

Giant Rabbits

<--- Last week i owned a bunny for about 22 hours so i am close to being an expert. But even someone like myself did not know about giant rabbits! I learned about these guys yesterday and have been in awe ever since. I think that they are creepy but i will most likely buy one at some point...okay nvm, the more i think about it i do not find them creepy at all! I just want one to snuggle and watch bounce around the house...ohh it would be great.

PS. i read that you could get one for like $40! It's no $2 duck but still not bad...