Tuesday, December 8, 2009

don't call it a comeback

I realized today that i have certain lines of songs that i just love and would listen to the entire song to hear that one line. I know it's coming, and then once they sing it I feel so satisfied like, "oh yeah, i knew that was coming..." Anyways, let's take a quick look at the running list:
1. I Gotta Feeling- Fill up my cup (Drink) Mozolotov (Lahyme)
2.
Goodbye My Lover- I'm so hollow babay, i'm soo hollow, i'm so, i'm so, i'm soo hollow
3. Poison Oak-You're the yellow bird that I've been waiting for
4. Me Vs. Maradona Vs. Elvis-Brass buttons on your coat hold the cold, In the shape of a heart that they cut out of stone
5. Remember the Name- Ridiculous, without even tryin'
6. I Wanna Love You- I ain't goin' back to no jail!
7. I've Been Up All Night- Fix your hair just right, put your jeans on tight
8. Crash Into Me- Sweet you rock and sweet you roll
9. Take a Bow- Please.
10. Party in the USA- Guess i never got the memo & Like yeah
11. Kill the Messenger- And get to church cuz you're a good girl, and i never told you that
12.
Hey Soul Sister- I'm so glad you have a one-track mind like me... & The way you can cut a rug, watching you is the only drug i need. So gangster, i'm so thug. You're the only one i'm dreamin of

Thursday, August 20, 2009

I'm Finally Growing Up!

I always wondered when this would happen and all of a sudden i think it may be here. Here are some clues that tipped me off that the process
had begun:
1. i work from 8:30AIM contactam-5pm tuesday-friday
2. i would love to be in bed by ten thirty every night
3. i have to make more frequent trips to the bathroom (my bladder is shrinking as i age)
4. i enjoy listening to npr news on my commute to work (bet you didn't know that today was afghanistan's presidential election or the history of al qaeda from 1979)
5. i cut my hair like a mom because it's "easy"
6. i am starting to be convinced that there is such a thing as reading for the enjoyment of it (this does not include harry potter, david)
7. i caught myself wanting a baby yesterday! (this one scared me more than anything)
8. i like to do sudoku with my mom
9. i say i know longer have time or energy to workout-the ultimate old person excuse

10. i actually care about getting good grades

If you have experienced any of these things then watch out because you might be growing up too...
ps. i'll try to go for a run tonight...well...if i'm not too tired

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

we're asking, "why, Taylor?"

okay first and foremost i realized that i forgot a very important "things i've learned this year" addition to the list..."Russia is considered an Asian country." shocking, i know.
Next up on the docket: Taylor Swift Music Videos are Painful!

They honestly just go from bad to worse. I mean the Tim McGraw song was a typical sort of teenage girl music video...her and a boy in some field, her singing longingly looking at the camera...nothing too terrible there, just a little predictable. But oh my, have you seen Teardrops on My Guitar, You Belong With Me, or Love Story?! I only know this because james convy posted this
http://www.cmt.com/videos/shows/cmt-music-awards-2009/401599/thug-story.jhtml on facebook and that started my journey. This one actually doesn't bother me it's pretty funny.

I encourage you to watch these T-swift vids at your own risk...embarrassment and slight agony may accompany you.
OK now i have to talk about something personal that happened to me today. Some sort of strange wave passed through my body today. No signs yet of what it might have done to me but it felt wierd at least.
I was using my laptop next to my desktop which crashed a few weeks ago (crashed as in: black screen, flashing red lights, loud beeping noise until it was rendered useless) Anyways, my laptop always makes this kind of humming noise like the fan or whatever is louder than it should be when it's trying to work really hard (cuz i work really hard).
All of a sudden the noise stops and i hear one of those high pitched noises like the noise your TV in the basement makes so nobody likes to use it because it'll give you a headache after a while. Well, usually I can't hear those noises but i heard and felt this one. It hit me like a wall and was ringing in my ears. I thought I was gonna start bleeding out my ears. Then it passed from my laptop to the dead desktop which received the wave and made a static noise. I opened my cell phone and right then it was in the middle of making the swishing pictures, turning off on its own...so i closed it and waited a minute...opened it and ohh it's back on...ALL by itself!
It's obvious what happened here. MY laptop was trying to give life to the desktop...CLEAR!

One last thing. My new feather headband i think is too tight and cutting off bloodflow from a vein behind my ear which is probably going somewhere important.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

kArAtE chopped my hair off

OOOkay so after all these years i did it. I joined the girls who do nothing but wake up and tossle their hair and leave the house. Oh wait, I always used to do that when it was long and flowing...oh well, either way i guess i don't really shower that much :)

So I want to let you in on a secret...sometimes when i'm sitting here at work and i'm typing something and the secretaries on either side of me are typing as well, i pretend that it's a race and we're all trying to type faster than the other one, haha! If that were true, i think i would always lose. But at least i'm having fun in my make believe nascar typing!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

educational

I've decided to impart some wisdom that I have learned over the past year:

1. Alaska is NOT an island...if someone says they are gonna drive to Alaska, don't laugh; they're serious.

2. Lakes disappear over time and the vegetation takes over and you get a
prairie.
3."Drinken" is not the past tense of "drink" (this one is still debatable).

4. If a person or animal has worms, they actually look like WORMS!


Number 4 brings me to a story. This is not for those with a weak stomach, but then again, i have a weak stomach and lived through this so bear with me.

Last weekend I was visiting my bestie whose name i won't mention but you know who i'm talking about. She had bought a cute little puppy but as we began to play with him we realized he had flees and then she told me he also had worms. Now whenever i have heard it said that someone (thing) has worms i picture little microscopic specs that just kinda barely move.

This little puppy was definitely not feeling well as it got close to bed time and he was not going to sleep in his cage alone. I have no idea how to take care of dogs and the bff wasnt around, so my boyfriend told me to make a bed on the floor next to my bed for the dog. This was a great idea and the puppy fell asleep right away. I however could not sleep because of the frightening noises his stomach was making! I was pretty grossed out because a little while earlier I found out that "having worms" actually meant they look like worms. The way it was described to me was "angel hair pasta." Anyways, the little guy finally wakes up and keeps coming on the bed by me and trying to snuggle right next to my face. I wasnt having that, so I walked him into the living room and right then and there he started puking angel hair pasta...alive and moving angel hair pasta! I have never experienced anything like it and I basically ran out of the house at 3:30 in the morning and didnt go back.

I've been trying to cope with what I saw and i realize i am mad at the worms and the dog. I have to try to understand that the worms didn't know what they were doing and neither did the dog.

They werent trying to hurt the dog, they're just worms, and thats what they do.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Giant Rabbits

<--- Last week i owned a bunny for about 22 hours so i am close to being an expert. But even someone like myself did not know about giant rabbits! I learned about these guys yesterday and have been in awe ever since. I think that they are creepy but i will most likely buy one at some point...okay nvm, the more i think about it i do not find them creepy at all! I just want one to snuggle and watch bounce around the house...ohh it would be great.

PS. i read that you could get one for like $40! It's no $2 duck but still not bad...